birkenstocks

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

by 👤 May 19, 2015

Birkenstomped

When someone gets the shit kicked out of them by one or more hippies.

He just kept stealing their hacky sack and rubbing it on his balls and throwing it at them. Eventually they had enough and he totally got birkenstomped.

by pitkid January 6, 2012

Birkenstocks

Lesbian footwear that people named Janell lust after, crave and ultimately purchase. This purchase will be mocked by all gubbies everywhere.

OMG! Those birkenstocks are so lesbian, Janell! Gubby does not approve.

by Gubby 2.0 July 2, 2018

Birkenstocks

The most effective form of birth control developed. Works for both sexes, and uses a unique footwear-based approach not commonly seen in other solutions.

Bruv, did you see that nasty ass broad in them Birkenstocks?

by Bionodroid September 18, 2020

Birkenstock boys

Boys who love the beach, tanned, play footy

What’s ur type?

Birkenstock boys

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Birkensocker

Old hippies who break all rules of class and taste by wearing wool socks with their Birkenstock (or Birkenstock-rip-off) sandals. A serious fashion faux-pas.

I just went to a Folk Festival and was mobbed by all the Birkensockers.

by Camor September 5, 2011

Birkenstock-pilled

It refers to someone recognising the patriarcal systems that exists in the world.

A play on the term "red-pilled" based on the movie Barbie where Barbie is offered the learn the truth by picking flat Birkenstock (and travelling to the real world) or picking a a pair of pink high heels that reject that for keeping things as they are and ignoring reality.

I used to think men should be paid more but then I got Birkenstock-pilled and realised women deserve to be paid the same for equal work

by Kemal Shand August 17, 2023