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Birdbath

The act of shitting in a woman's sink if things don't go out right
Me and my girlfriend got into and argument so I left a Birdbath before i left.
by Broly_Toes April 20, 2024
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Makeshift Birdbath

When you shit a woman's mouth and then dip your balls in it.
I took Stacy home and she let me build a makeshift birdbath. Shit was wild.
by Dr. Pigeon September 23, 2023
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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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rock ferry birdbath

This action is where u get ure desired partner to squirt animal poo all over u from a

Water gun
She then proceeds to rub the poo all over the balls

After this she slowly licks the poo off like a lizard to make u clean
Omg that rock ferry birdbath was so cool I am so clean
by Tobz September 6, 2021
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birdbath

when you stretch your nuts out in the shower to collect water and let your woman drink out of it.
BirdBath- I gave Julie the birdbath last night she loved my nuts.....
by SourMayo February 4, 2022
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Scotland Birdbath

Filling a hot girls mouth with Irn Bru, making her go onto her knees with her mouth open whilst you dip your balls in the mouthful of Irn Bru. Essentially the same as a Mississippi birdbath but with Irn Bru instead of Kool-Aid.
Reight theen, beebs. Wud ya layke a wee Scotland Birdbath? Yes, ay knew ett!
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 23, 2022
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Birdbath

When you cum in a girls belly button, then slap your dick in it and splash it all over her.
Jesse gave his dick a birdbath in my belly button last night and got cum everywhere.
by Redrvm August 6, 2021
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