As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.
Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
by piperdown71 November 2, 2009
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(This definition doesn't specifically describe one person, it is a meaning of the name "Benton")
(This definition doesn't specifically describe one person, it is a meaning of the name "Benton")
I like that Benton guy, he's pretty darn cool.
That guy is really nice and sexy, I bet his name is Benton.
What I wouldn't give to be with Benton.
That guy is really nice and sexy, I bet his name is Benton.
What I wouldn't give to be with Benton.
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Get the Binongbong mug.Emma Lee Bunton AKA Baby Spice from the Spice Girls, who, as one of five, sold more than 40 million albums and singles.
Has gone on to be solo, with hit European CD's like A Girl Like Me and Free Me, and Number ones like What I am
Has gone on to be solo, with hit European CD's like A Girl Like Me and Free Me, and Number ones like What I am
Did you catch Emma Bunton on the TV last night? She sang What Took You So Long!! Looking hot as always
by Ryan3757 January 10, 2006
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b. very boring, unless you are in 4H, have horses or other large farm stock or grow vegetables, or weed.
c. number 6 in the nations for meth production.
d. lame
b. very boring, unless you are in 4H, have horses or other large farm stock or grow vegetables, or weed.
c. number 6 in the nations for meth production.
d. lame
My friend lives in Benton City.
(Upon hearing this statement, subject immediately imagines plaid shirts, cow pies, used needles, horses, and people smoking pot)
(Upon hearing this statement, subject immediately imagines plaid shirts, cow pies, used needles, horses, and people smoking pot)
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Get the bentonc mug.The evolved form of a binty. Evolution likely to be a result of excess consumption of stimulants. Aggressive, irrational and monstrous. Extremely racist. Especially towards oriental Asians. Not to be confused with a bingey, the drunken but peaceful evolution of a binty.
In a state of inebriation Bintor did a hate crime on an Asian.
'Are you related to me?' said the bintor to her close relative before molesting him.
'Are you related to me?' said the bintor to her close relative before molesting him.
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