binkle bonk

A stern and deliberate thump to one's forehead caused by another person or inanimate object

It was dark in the room and I walked into a wall and binkle bonked my head.

by Geppeto Guiseppie February 14, 2009

Daquavious Bingleton

Daquavious Bingleton: the pinnacle of power the strongest person ever Daquavious Bingletons power level is 9886965634656435698365436535656586564395865479863516573468346595983165983169813698613643654396545789999999i99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999e88989896942099999999999999999999999

Billy:HEE HEE HEE HAW that person is acting like a pure Daquavious Bingleton

by bigballsuckerdaddyfuckme1234 May 31, 2022

Binkle

When somebody writes a book about all 8,000 films they saw. In common language: a huge erected penis.

Chrissy is a binkle.

by Tim Robbins December 10, 2004

binkle

Small tufts of hair that are left a little longer than the rest of the hair..

awww, you've got little binkle bits...

by xDravagonx October 23, 2007

Binkler

A person who seemingly knows everything, but not the annoying kind. The binkler will usually only share their wisdom if it is sought from them.

Next time you and your flap are feelin' grummy, have a statt with Jon the binkler, he ain't no potato, why he's the cat's pajamas! He'll set you straighter'n a sod buster on a grey Sunday!

by Trashbags McGee October 10, 2017

Binkler

A person who's wrong all of the time, can't seem to win any bets and can't even workout properly. This is true even when someone who is unbelievably amazing, super talented, dangerously handsome and ridiculously smart tells said person otherwise.

Olympic Athlete: Yo man your deadlift form is completely wack bro

Not Olympic Athlete: Im AlWayS RighT yOu'rE wrOnG

Olympic Athlete: You're going to hurt your self, quit being such a BINKLER!
Not Olympic Athlete: iM dA bEst at Da gAme aIn't nO onE bEtTer

by Brajatman July 10, 2018

Binkle

9/11 💀

Binkle is a fake ass nigga fr

by milk in bread balls February 4, 2023