A city in upstate New York thats known for being one of the most depressed cities in America. There are three types of inhabitants in Binghamton. The drug dealers, the snobby long-island kids, and the baby-boomer adults that look like theyre being dragged down to hell as they walk. If you walk outside at night you're likely to see a combination of all three unique species. There is like one college in the area. Its LITTERALLY the only reason why the city isnt a ghost town. The college is composed mostly of rich city kids from new york and long island. Theyre probably here for punishment because Binghamton is an actual hellhole. Did i mention that the city is radioactive because IBM started here and burried all their computers in the ground. When the sun comes out in this asswipe of a city the citizens rejoice because we are all viamin d deficient. If were lucky the next time the sun will come out is during the second coming. Binghamtonians like to get their entertainment from one of our many parking garages colapsing. We also enjoy watching the only weatherman in the area, Howard Manges, get excited about cold fronts.
by Asupercooldood December 9, 2017
Binghamton is a shitty moderate sized city in upstate NY. It's full of arrogant college students, that think they run the town. The college students think they pay for this city? Without them we would be a ghost town? I would love to live in a ghost town, rather than a hateful place full of drunken asshole college kids. As for the races around here, blacks and whites are the majority, and the local black population makes this town even more difficult to live in. They want to be gangsters? LOL Gangsters = Niggers! I've had kids who thought they were gangster throw rocks at me... ROCKS FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! I chased those little bastards down front street screaming at them, yelling " I WILL FUCKIN KILL YOU!" .... So yea, Binghamton, is a shit hole, the college students don't make it any better, and In my opinion all the "Gangsters" should be spending their time riding us of the asshole college kids, rather then harassing the white locals.... ITS TIME FOR REVOLUTION, THE APOCALYPSE DRAWS NEAR, AND SO DOES THE DEATH OF MANY!!! I AM PETE VON HOLLE , AND MY MISSION IS TO DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!
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by PeteVonHolle March 11, 2011
Place which I refused to go to school in simply because of it's "in the middle of nowhere"-ness. Also apparently home to "Binghampton City Gangster Unit" who apparently think they're gangsters, although they're prolly football players who like to drink beer and fight in drunken rages. Probably the same type that get lost in Yonkers and piss in their pants when facing a chrome piece.
by d-block October 28, 2004
Imagine Hell, in December... then make it -4 degrees on one day and 3 days later make it 55 degrees... that's Bighamton for you... all the time.
by anonymous December 24, 2004
A small city in upstate New York located near the New York - Pennsylvania border, approximately 60 miles south of Syracuse. Binghamton is situated in a bowl shaped valley at the confluence of the Chenango and Susquehanna Rivers and is home to Binghamton University of the State University of New York system.
After a mild turn-of-the-century presence as a manufacturing center of shoes and cigar materials, Binghamton suffered a precipitous decline in fortunes beginning with the loss of its core manufacturing base in the years following the war and consummating in the closing of its high-tech industries in the late 1980's and early 1990's. From a post-war population high of about 80,000, Binghamton has now shed nearly half of its population.
Binghamton was the home of Rod Serling, host of the 1960's now cult-status television series "The Twilight Zone". The city and region suffered a devastating flood in the summer of 2006.
After years of misfortune, mismanagement and neglect, Binghamton has apparently instituted an audacious program modeling such cities as Camden NJ, Youngstown OH and Gary IN as examples of what it strives to become. This policy is achieving its goals with great success.
After a mild turn-of-the-century presence as a manufacturing center of shoes and cigar materials, Binghamton suffered a precipitous decline in fortunes beginning with the loss of its core manufacturing base in the years following the war and consummating in the closing of its high-tech industries in the late 1980's and early 1990's. From a post-war population high of about 80,000, Binghamton has now shed nearly half of its population.
Binghamton was the home of Rod Serling, host of the 1960's now cult-status television series "The Twilight Zone". The city and region suffered a devastating flood in the summer of 2006.
After years of misfortune, mismanagement and neglect, Binghamton has apparently instituted an audacious program modeling such cities as Camden NJ, Youngstown OH and Gary IN as examples of what it strives to become. This policy is achieving its goals with great success.
by Derogenault January 31, 2007
a sketchy city in upstate new york known for massive amounts of pot smoking, beer pong, and speidie sauce. It has a lot of carousels, city parks (for sketchy things), and is home to a retarded cowboy that roams the streets at night. it makes for a great place to grow up.
person one: dude, where can we get some weed?
person two: let s go to Binghamton, even the elementary schoolers smoke there.
person one: Yeah! Let's go to Binghamton.
person two: let s go to Binghamton, even the elementary schoolers smoke there.
person one: Yeah! Let's go to Binghamton.
by Big Horn Lewis January 2, 2008
Once booming model industrial city in the 1950's and 60's which, like many cities in New York State not supported by the capital generated by NYC, has seen a mass exodus of businesses and large-scale population loss.
Where people from NYC and Long Island send their children to attend college if they didn't get into the Ivy League University of their choice. Many of these individuals will then spend the entirety of their next four years either on campus, on the Vestal Parkway, or on State Street, from which they will draw vastly overgeneralized conclusions and constantly gripe about how shitty Binghamton is, as they walk around with a false sense of entitlement.
Where people from Deposit, Windsor, Kirkwood, etc go when they want to experience "The Big City", which entails dad getting gussied up in his "dress camo" and Dale Sr. hat and taking the family out to a fancy dinner at Ruby Tuesdays. This is one of the two sub-groups of people from which the ego-maniacal L.I. SUNY student will draw his opinion of Binghamton writ large. See also: Walmart.
Binghamton is also inhabited by the townie, who has been bred, since birth, to bitch about being stuck in Binghamton (while making no attempt to leave), despise the unwarranted elitism of the SUNY student, and abuse drugs and alcohol. The average townie can outdrink most people, and probably has "a guy" if you need to cop some blow.
Growing up Gotti wanna-be's with blowouts and unbuttoned dress shirts with no undershirt, State Street sluters wearing tube tops and mini-skirts in the middle of January, cokeheads, overt racists, J.A.P.S., faggot frat boys, unfulfilled potential, boarded-up store fronts.
Beautiful weather from May through October, Lots of good folks who will be bigger than the town they were born in, Basketball outside during the summer, Bar-hopping during the summer when there's no SUNY crowd, proximity to Syracuse and NYC.
Where people from NYC and Long Island send their children to attend college if they didn't get into the Ivy League University of their choice. Many of these individuals will then spend the entirety of their next four years either on campus, on the Vestal Parkway, or on State Street, from which they will draw vastly overgeneralized conclusions and constantly gripe about how shitty Binghamton is, as they walk around with a false sense of entitlement.
Where people from Deposit, Windsor, Kirkwood, etc go when they want to experience "The Big City", which entails dad getting gussied up in his "dress camo" and Dale Sr. hat and taking the family out to a fancy dinner at Ruby Tuesdays. This is one of the two sub-groups of people from which the ego-maniacal L.I. SUNY student will draw his opinion of Binghamton writ large. See also: Walmart.
Binghamton is also inhabited by the townie, who has been bred, since birth, to bitch about being stuck in Binghamton (while making no attempt to leave), despise the unwarranted elitism of the SUNY student, and abuse drugs and alcohol. The average townie can outdrink most people, and probably has "a guy" if you need to cop some blow.
Growing up Gotti wanna-be's with blowouts and unbuttoned dress shirts with no undershirt, State Street sluters wearing tube tops and mini-skirts in the middle of January, cokeheads, overt racists, J.A.P.S., faggot frat boys, unfulfilled potential, boarded-up store fronts.
Beautiful weather from May through October, Lots of good folks who will be bigger than the town they were born in, Basketball outside during the summer, Bar-hopping during the summer when there's no SUNY crowd, proximity to Syracuse and NYC.
"Yo, you's pretty fly..... is you from NYC?"
"Bitch, I should smack youuuuuu. I'm from BINGHAMTON, BINGHAMTON, BINGHAMTON!!!"
"Bitch, I should smack youuuuuu. I'm from BINGHAMTON, BINGHAMTON, BINGHAMTON!!!"
by knowledge bone November 11, 2006