Cold, dark and depressing is a sheer understatement (you will definitely be on anti-depressants by second semester of your freshman year). You think going out will help...haha no, if you make it to the bars alive after riding in a cab with a driver who is either drunk or high off something, downtown basically consists of lame bars that are so crowded that you are sweating even in your hoochie tank top, denim skirt and flip flops when it is smack in the middle of winter with a snow storm going on outside. Everyone has a New Jersey i.d. that their next door neighbor on their floor made for them off of their brand new dell laptop. Yea, mine as well stay home and oh wait not drink or smoke, because your R.A. may call the police on you. Sorority girls are all disgusting, mostly because they are from long island and think that even if they weigh 40 lbs overweight its alright to wear solos. The frat guys are disgusting, with one good looking one in all of greek life. They think they are awesome because they all wear the same pink polo downtown. If you think Roslyn is bad, you have never met the girls here. They are jappy yet have no taste so just wear whatever is tight and is namebrand, if not overweight, they resemble an 11 year old girl with no breasts or ass. Ok, so if your not in greek life your Israeli and you think this is israel parading around with your long hair and hebrew constantly written on your tshirts, and you only associate with other israelis while smoking hookah outside even when its -30 degrees because you think you r so unique. Then there are the stoners, all living in CIW, who are kool yet really annoying because they dont realize that if you are white and from long island its not okay to have dreads or pretend that you even comprehend the lyrics of a bob marley song. Ok so the other half of the school, not being jewish, is obviously asian, wearing hollister like its their job. What is with their timberlands that they wear on the one day in binghamton when it is 80 degrees. As for professors, don't plan on passing classes without devoting your life to the library, they havent yet realized that we all come here bc we weren't good enough to get into cornell, despite the fact that everyone wears cornell sweatshirts here. We don't have a football team and no one goes to games. Why bother coming here, I'll tell you why, because you are some rich white kid from long island who couldn't get in anywhere else and your parents dont feel like paying for your bmw (which you cant move bc its always snowing) and all of your jeans that have pre-ripped holes plus a good college education!!