That billionaire thinks that a spending budget of 20 million dollars a year is not enough to live comfortably upon, so he keeps hoarding money.
by Locally sourced guillotines July 12, 2025
Get the Billionairemug. by JustARandomMarvelFan August 13, 2023
Get the Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.mug. someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!
Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
Get the pick me ass billionairemug. Kind of like beer muscles, where some billionaires think they can walk over the little guy/people that oppose some of their plans/agenda. Some billionaires get the idea in their head that they are the hand that feeds everybody.
The guy/girl used his/her billionaire muscles to threaten to move sports teams unless people were taxed to keep them where they were (kind of like hostages). It was one of the many things a billionaire could do that others couldn't, and he/she often took advantage of it to fuck with people that he/she thought were weaker. Elite billionaires don't have to give a fuck what the little people want, they know that democracy doesn't get anybody too far when they are the ones building everything.
by The Original Agahnim December 20, 2021
Get the Billionaire musclesmug. When used as a verb:
to enter a meeting or group conversation without any preparation, knowledge of the situation, or grasp of the matter at hand and nevertheless declare one's own opinion as if it were the word of god;
to wildly wing it in a situation where one should be prepared, briefed, or otherwise professional;
to insist on an ill-conceived, half-baked approach that lacks any understanding of the situation;
or, to make boastful declarations about one's values while mountains of contrary evidence are readily publicly available.
to enter a meeting or group conversation without any preparation, knowledge of the situation, or grasp of the matter at hand and nevertheless declare one's own opinion as if it were the word of god;
to wildly wing it in a situation where one should be prepared, briefed, or otherwise professional;
to insist on an ill-conceived, half-baked approach that lacks any understanding of the situation;
or, to make boastful declarations about one's values while mountains of contrary evidence are readily publicly available.
Did you see Elon come into that meeting and just fire all the staff that know who Twitter actually works?
Yeah, that little Emerald miner's prince can really billionaire.
Did you see Bezos had a tailor flown in to make his crotch look bigger in his little space suit for his rocket ride?
Ha, that needle dick space cowboy loves to billionaire.
Did you hear Bill and Melinda Gates split up after it came out that Bill spent so much time at Epstein's private island?
You know when Bill takes off his sweater vest he loves to billionaire all over that island.
Yo Zuckerberg just lost like 800 million dollars on the Metaverse!
Doesn't matter dood, that guy can billionaire the rest of his life away with his 29 metafriends in the Metaverse—but your mom will still be posting on FB.
You are laughing about Twitter but did you see what Elon did to his McLaren?
I heard he billionaired that car into scrap metal less than 2 minutes after he got behind the wheel like the emerald prince he is!!
Yeah, that little Emerald miner's prince can really billionaire.
Did you see Bezos had a tailor flown in to make his crotch look bigger in his little space suit for his rocket ride?
Ha, that needle dick space cowboy loves to billionaire.
Did you hear Bill and Melinda Gates split up after it came out that Bill spent so much time at Epstein's private island?
You know when Bill takes off his sweater vest he loves to billionaire all over that island.
Yo Zuckerberg just lost like 800 million dollars on the Metaverse!
Doesn't matter dood, that guy can billionaire the rest of his life away with his 29 metafriends in the Metaverse—but your mom will still be posting on FB.
You are laughing about Twitter but did you see what Elon did to his McLaren?
I heard he billionaired that car into scrap metal less than 2 minutes after he got behind the wheel like the emerald prince he is!!
by Homer R. November 7, 2022
Get the billionairemug. Literally me...
Hym "And I'm not a resentful taco delivery boy, Jordan. I'm a Theoretical Billionaire who looks like a Brazilian male model, is a genius, is one of the greatest writers of all time, and has rich grandparents "
by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
Get the Theoretical Billionairemug. Billionaireitis - A condition that occurs when a person amasses such extreme wealth that it warps their worldview and transforms them into a dictatorial figure. Individuals afflicted with Billionaireitis believe that their immense riches entitle them to absolute authority and that the world owes them obedience and reverence. Symptoms often include: Inflated Ego, Entitlement Complex, Control Freakism, Philanthro-scrubbing, Reality distortion, Empathy busting,
Ever since he made his billions, he's been suffering from a severe case of Billionaireitis. Now, he thinks he can control everything and everyone around him.
That billionaire's latest power move is a classic symptom of Billionaireitis.
That billionaire's latest power move is a classic symptom of Billionaireitis.
by MavrickSauls May 8, 2024
Get the Billionaireitismug.