billinge

A small, remarkably inert town in the northwest of England. Its inhabitants pride themselves on being 'dead ard.'
Common occupations include farming, running and 'farmer sutra.'

billinger: im 'ARD me, 'ARD as fuck innit

by if-only-i-too-could-be-a-billinger February 17, 2008

bellend hat

a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.

matt put his bellend hat on and orgasmed instantly

by marvin barrs November 22, 2004

billeted

drunk; inebriated; fucked up; wasted; hammered

Man, I am so fuckin billeted right now...I really shouldn't have drank that entire punchbowl of batilla...

by jimmythedungeonmaster August 22, 2006

Billing Spree

Much like it's counterpart 'Killing Spree', these words describe a situation of massive amounts of fees and taxes.
Utterly hopelessness in the sense of getting 'billed to death'.

Fuck man, this economic crisis has thrown us into a Billing Spree.

Tax Collector: Hey dude, I just bankrupted 5 poor dicks, I'm on a Billing Spree.
Partner: Wow man 1337! Ur on a roll bro.

by Shenman April 1, 2009

Billeaf

Expensive marijuana, requiring a large amount of "bills". Referring to the amount of money required to get this quality of cannabis.

John: boi I got me that good good you know what I'm sayin?
James: oh shit you got that billeaf?
John: hell yeah man

by corvusrex August 19, 2017

billingshurst

Billingshurst, oh what a place! Seriously it has absolutely willing attractions such as G SHELT and half a Sainsbury’s.

Oh fuck don’t go to BILLINGSHURST without a shank, pouch and weed!

by J Dog king of G SHELT October 19, 2018

bellend bouncer

Bellend bouncer is life style of a beast.

Yupinator:whos bellend bouncer

Beast:david taggart

by Davidtaggart123 July 4, 2020