bilf

Bartender I'd like to fuck!

Not only can she pour a good,she's a hottest bilf I've seen at this bar.

by CROWN PAUL April 07, 2008

BILF

Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.

That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.

Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.

A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.

by The one and only BILFhunter June 01, 2006

BILF

Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."

Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008

bilf

Boi I'd Like to Fuck

Also famously part of the name of the BILF Hunter Gang

See that bilf over at the bar? Bet he takes a spit roasting like a champ!

by strange_but_true January 05, 2022

bilf

biker i'd like to fuck

Unicycle girl is a bilf. I like her.

by Hans Screwvala May 21, 2006

BILF

Boobs I'd like to fuck.

Man, those are some sweet BILF's.

by nantinkspink November 27, 2009

bilf

boy i'd like to fuck

"Hey dude, look at that hot guy...i want to bilf his little ass."

by Q32 September 11, 2008