Blind as Bickers

When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.

Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.

by Elvis Cole May 19, 2018

Bieckert

Don't be a bieckert! That was so biekert! Anything that is stupid, dumb, or retarded is "BIECKERT"!!

I need a demonstration because the pictures don't move!!

I didn't wreck a bike... You can't fool me. Don't be a dickfart!

I am the bieckert

by 1/8black February 24, 2010

Bickerstaffe

A place located just outside of Ormskirk. Has two pubs 456 fields and 14 people living there, 10 of which are related.

You live in Bickerstaffe? Isn't that where that knob ed Curtis and his inbred family live?

by Anonmanaroo1234 November 23, 2016

bickering

the act of removing anal hair with teeth, often the prelude to a rimjob

Kate's a dirty bitch, we were bickering last night and i nearly choked on a cleggnut

by charlie23 October 17, 2006

Bickering Bitches

When a male-PMS-ing thug is trying to sleep after a long night of drinking with a fine ass girl, his fine ass friend and a gay boy. The gay boy will then proceed to insert his hippo cups and shake his titties in the thug's face, to the amusement of the fine ass girl and fine ass friend. Then the thug and the fine ass girl will bicker. Bicker bicker bicker.

GAY: *shakes hippo cups*
THUG: Hey, stop, I'm trying to be impress this fine ass girl and I'm PMSing!
FINE ASS GIRL: Stop trying to impress me, your friend is fine as hell!
FINE ASS FRIEND: *laughs at thug*
GAY: *shakes hippo cups*
THUG: Why does my life have to suck?
FINE ASS GIRL: Shut up!
THUG: You shut up!
GAY: You guys are just bickering bitches!

by c. richy May 24, 2007

Bickety

1. Descriptive word for a person who believes they are better than everyone else.

-"That guy thinks he's all bickety bad."

by Kanaska August 15, 2003

bickett

A big ass family with one athletic star

That's a true bickett

by Thugificationized March 21, 2016