Banana cake is a term used to describe all forms of sex that are not 'physically' relevant, such as Phone-sex/Cyber-sex.
It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.
Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
It is often used as a term to describe ones affections for another on social networking sites such as facebook, twitter, and other public forums.
Banana cake is performed when those involved are aware that they are not likely to ever meet in real life, but wish to consumate a mutual desire for heightened intimacy involving the release of bodily fluids via talking on the phone, texting, msn, as well as on social networking sites.
Actual exchange on Windows live messenger/MSN:
Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!
Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?
Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3
Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.
Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?
Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....
Dee: Now you're talking baby!
Dee: Higz, last nights banana cake was mind blowing, I'm still quivering thinking about it. God! I am so wet!
Higz: Yes, it certainly was, but when are we going to meet up for the real deal? We're in the same city ffs, so what about it muffin ass?
Dee: Maybe I'll pay you a surprise visit on your bday <3
Higz: That's what you said back in 08. If you're setting up for another argument, I'm not falling for it. Arguing makes you horny, and to be quite honest.. banana cake just doesn't cut it anymore with me.
Dee: In other words, you are saying that you are undressed and Gung-ho for another round of banana cake until your bday arrives?
Higz: Hmmm.. pretty much. Okay, I'm laying blindfolded on my workout bench, and you walk in wearing nothing. Over to you....
Dee: Now you're talking baby!
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Wait, are yo seriously eating banana chips and drinking fuck in ketchup? Get the fuck out of here! What you need to do is to get yo lazy ass up and get some hot cheetos, and by like six of these fuckers, and drink the fuck out of it. Mmmm, this shit good, the shit tastes gooder than a bitch!
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2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.
Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.
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Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.
Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.
Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
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