Dick Bible

-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.

"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"

by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 4, 2009

fraud bible

A book dedicated as a guide for all criminal activity. Things how to make drugs, how to steal, how to card online, how to print money, and much more. Can be found on the deep web for prices from free to a hundred dollars

1. I just bought the fraud bible online for only 20 bucks. What a great price!
2. The fraud bible taught me how to steal a car.

by Hurricane474 April 18, 2020

Wicked Bible

In 1631, a printers thing in London accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."

However, King Charles I had ordered 1,000 copies of the bible from these printers, and was not amused when he discovered the mistake...He ordered them to be burned and now only 11 exist today...

" 'Thou shalt commit adultery.' That's wicked man!...Literally..."

"I wish I could see this famous wicked bible..."

by Dwergi December 31, 2005

bibble

The sweet tasting candy-like snack Cat gets addicted to on Victorious

"I want my BIBBLE!!" Cat yelled

by Punjama May 29, 2018

bible discussion/study meeting

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

Trou Bible

Often a Cosmo or some other type of girl magazine that somehow female cadets at West Point, aka trou, manage to read while "physically exerting" themselves on the lowest levels on a trou chariot.

Look at that trou on her chariot reading the trou bible, like she can really use that magazine to "please her man."

by TR 1 December 9, 2008

bible thumping

Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.

"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.

"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.

by Eddy 5000 September 7, 2008