The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!
I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!
by Warpy927 August 3, 2018
Get the waist bender mug.BendGate is a trending topic on several social media websites. A number of people who bought the iPhone 6 Plus had their phones bend in their pockets. The "gate" suffix is a reference to Watergate and the habit of putting "gate" at the end of public scandals.
Gents, if your skinny jeans can bend an iPhone, IMAGINE WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO YOUR TESTICLES... #bendgate
by BWags267 September 24, 2014
Get the bendgate mug.A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.
For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!
by MSN NINJA April 19, 2009
Get the U-bend U-boat mug."Yeah Friender Bender.
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse
by pebot June 24, 2012
Get the Friender Bender mug.Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.
Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.
Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.
by Alyson March 31, 2003
Get the Bend over and I'll show ya mug.1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up.
2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.
2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.
- "Hey dude do you like sausage?"
"I Don't Bend That Way!" No
- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"
"I Don't Bend That Way!" No
- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"
by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
Get the I Don't Bend That Way mug.1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.
-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.
by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007
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