Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.

Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."

by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022

let us beseech

A common phrase used around Oakwood Adventist Academy's (OAA) Campus. Coming from the phrase Let us yonder, to let us beseech. Started by freshman to the majority of the school. It is used to congregate and pray to god holding hands silently or spoken. After prayer, saying Amen in unison.

Friend 1: "I am having a bad day bro, my grade is under an 80 in almost every class.
Friend 2: "I am sorry to hear that, let us beseech, and hopefully the day gets better."
Friend 1: "Thou Shall"

by OAALANG October 9, 2023

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

putting your tail between your legs

Running away in fear; embarassment; form of submission when looking for forgiveness or acceptance from someone or something of higher status than oneself

You were putting your tail between your legs when you were caught telling a lie.

by Charlene2008 April 20, 2008

Beleedat

Taking one's word or contention as the truth.

I'm gonna tap 'dat ass, you can beleedat!

by BFish December 10, 2002

between a rock and a hard-on

A situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.

A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.

by Quandries December 16, 2010

bewewewe

What you whisper under your breath when you dont want to answer a question (usually to a woman)

Girlfriend: "Can I ask you about your ex?"
You :"Bewewewewe"

by dooder_cakes December 14, 2009