beasterbation

The act of a Centaur using its human upper body to sexually arouse its horse lower body.

A mix between masturbation and beastiality.

I saw a centaur performing beasterbation, it wasnt pretty.

by Shenk01 January 16, 2011

beasters

A type of cannabis, producing a high felt more in the body rather than the head. Beasters are often cultivated in the British Columbia area, which is where the term originated (BC -> Beasters). Typically referring to the C. indica strain, beasters are usually less preferred than the head high of C. sativa (see headies). Beasters are also notorious for being excessively overpriced.

Don't waste all that cash on beasters, just throw down a little extra for some headies. You won't regret it!

by Hannah the Phish July 29, 2008

Beaster

To set the record straight, a beaster is an individual who lives life with no limits. Specifically, it pertains to a person who on a daily basis, or at least on weekends, consumes three or more tall cans of malt liquor in an evening and smokes all the dank that is handed to them.

Don't bring Pat to the BBQ, that fool's a beaster.
Oh really, what's that?
He'll drink and smoke all your shit.

by Floydtibbs April 5, 2009

Beaster

This What They Call 100 dollars in South Florida

Aye The price my come up to like two beasters

by Xxisellout August 24, 2020

Bester

Better than best. Although, it's nearly impossible to be better than best, this is an exception one can make for an unbelievably good thing/person/phenomenon that one could never fathom about (almost unreal)

Kri: You're the best, my love!
Su: No, love. You're bester!

by Sassy Baker March 21, 2023

Beasters

Marijuana referred to as beasters is commercial weed said to come out of british columbia, but in essence it could be coming from any part of the world where they are producing metric tons of marijuana for profit. Usually very dense due to being moist from lack of curing the marijuana, also extremely hairy and of not much substance or trichomes. The people producing this marijuana are producing and turning it over at large rates. More than likely organized crime who are using the money to fund other enterprises. ounces usually sell for anywhere from 200 to 300. sometimes youll come across some pot that looks like beaster but is cured better and has more THC and we refer to this bud as "A-sters" or "sexy beast".

Custy: Hey man you got any more of that funk from the other day?

Dealer: Na man i just re-upped and all my guy had was beasters....sorry bro...i can do them for cheap tho.

Custy: Aw man are you serious?! ewwwww! I think ill be better off just picking up some Middies and smokin' blunts.
Lemme know when the Headz roll back through aight!?

by Alice Kramden July 24, 2010

Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos June 1, 2011