Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.

Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!

by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012

Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.

Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night

by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018

Optic nerve blocking

To block someone/something from your field of vision. There is a possibility that you can still hear them but it comes in the form of sounds that remind you of them.

SQUIP: It's called optic nerve blocking. I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision.

by pinkberryy August 17, 2020

asian-blocking

When two Asians have a mutual attraction for eachother, but are too asian to initiate any kind of relationship other than a casual friendship.

This is largely due to a very asian upbringing and strict asian parents that insist on the need for studying rather than relationships.

"Look at those two, they're so into each other, but they're asian-blocking eachother so hard."

by awkwardprepubescentboy13 April 23, 2009

Crop Blocking

When someone won't let you get on the computer to crop your Farm on Farmville.

Honey, my crops are going to wither if I don't get on the computer soon, stop crop blocking me!

by op_ivy August 10, 2010

blocking

The simple yet incredibly satisfactory act of walking round the block. It is the perfect thing to do when bored, and stimulates conversation, friendship and oddly also spontaneous dragon-baby abduction.
The fundamental rule of blocking is: do not retrace your steps!
Blocking also highly condemns the wearing of yellow socks.

Blocker 1: dude im bored.
Blocker 2: wanna go for a block?
Blocker 1: hell no your wearing yellow socks
R.i.P blocker 2
thats blocking

by mentalgeorge September 24, 2012

blocking

The act of walking "around the block" without retracing your footsteps and always finishing where you started. You may only block where there is a path or a street so most people practice it in urban areas. Also, no blocker may ever wear yellow socks!

Let's go blocking.

by hairballfuzz September 30, 2012