by KAStaples September 19, 2016
Get the bekurk mug.A pretty dead place that once you live here you can never leave. Less of a shithole than Thatcham, but still full of depressed drug-fuelled teens and 20 somethings that live in the Mackers down Northbrook St.
The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.
The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.
What's that Newbury, Berkshire place I've heard about? Don't go there, there's a load of rabid inbred pikeys.
Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage
Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage
by swozzlebottom May 5, 2020
Get the Newbury, Berkshire mug.A young man who is, very handsome, cute, and is smooth with the girls.. A Fortnite god. Created his own religion called Berkantilism; everyone shall have 19 sons must become a transgender by the age of 69
He will also show no mercy and RKO your grandmother’s aunt’s sister’s daughter’s nephew’s dog’s pup out of no where..
He will also show no mercy and RKO your grandmother’s aunt’s sister’s daughter’s nephew’s dog’s pup out of no where..
Wow look at that Berkant of a man.
Did you see the Berkant outside? I’d have him carry me to a victory royale anyday.
Did you see the Berkant outside? I’d have him carry me to a victory royale anyday.
by charming man April 12, 2018
Get the berkant mug.A shortened form of the surname Beukema. The Beukema ancestry is a long and legendary tale, filled with courage and bravery. The name originated from the 3 fathers of awesomeness - Beukema, Buikema and Boijkema. As the tale goes, the forefathers underwent a falling out so to speak, and engaged in a lengthy battle. Those who fought for Beukema...prevailed. Today - there are many descendents of the Beukema chain, who give off that very same aura of prestige and happiness. As awesomeness lived on through the Beukema family, the world became more modernized. And thus...Beuks was born.Many believe that the term Beuks is randomly shouted out at times of peak performance - a sort of battle cry in memory of the Beukema warriors.Others believe that the term merely brings joy to the world when there is no joy to be found. There is no one perfect way to explain the legend of the Beuks, but the name lives on in the hearts of those who believe, and the world around it continues to prosper from those who do not.
Socrates: Did you hear? Another Beukema was born!
Plato: Seriously? The legacy continues!
Locke: Finally, a reason to continue living...
Aristotle: I feel so happy! I...I...BEUKS!!!
Plato: Seriously? The legacy continues!
Locke: Finally, a reason to continue living...
Aristotle: I feel so happy! I...I...BEUKS!!!
by EhrichWeiss March 3, 2009
Get the Beuks mug.The flagship of the University of California that is located in Berkeley, California. UC Berkeley is considered the best public university in the country, one of the top learning institutions in the world, and a hotbed of activism and liberalism in the country. Also, the student body is often noticed for its diversity.
UC Berkeley's main rival is Stanford.
UC Berkeley's main rival is Stanford.
There was a political manifestation at UC Berkeley.
UC Berkeley was again named the best public university in North America
UC Berkeley was again named the best public university in North America
by CR RC September 3, 2006
Get the UC Berkeley mug.Berklee College of Music is a music school in Boston, known for its top notch teachers and world class graduates.
It is also very overpriced and has very, very few females attending. Fortunately Boston Conservatory is close by which has a very low male population making for...well you know where I'm going with this. Also a very high percentage of students are metrosexual or asian, or both. Metrasian.
Extracurricular activities besides practicing or jamming can almost positively include smoking mad blunts and drinking 40s.
Over all an excellent college.
It is also very overpriced and has very, very few females attending. Fortunately Boston Conservatory is close by which has a very low male population making for...well you know where I'm going with this. Also a very high percentage of students are metrosexual or asian, or both. Metrasian.
Extracurricular activities besides practicing or jamming can almost positively include smoking mad blunts and drinking 40s.
Over all an excellent college.
by patmethenyhasnosoul December 29, 2009
Get the Berklee College of Music mug.Berkan is a man that could make any girl fall in love with him. His good looks and perfect height makes the ladies fall all the time. Even just saying his name makes girls horny. When girls hear his voice their ovaries explode.
by Hannah402 March 13, 2018
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