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bartram

The act of taking home a sexual partner and entertaining her in the jacuzzi only to find out on the return of your father and his girlfriend that this woman is actually your stepgrandma.
Jesus man, did you hear about dan over christmas? He totally did a bartram.
by Ballamory January 30, 2009
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bertran

Bertran is the most respectful gentleman ever. He is the smartest kid in class and he cares for others. He always helps when he can and gives 110% of what he can. He is handsome and has a huge dick. He is not very athletic but he is very active in bed.
Girl: last day y was with Bertran and he made me scream so hard
Girl 2: uuuu! I which I was with him
by 69 nice December 7, 2019
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soggy burtram

First find a Burtram then get six mates. everyone jacks of and nuts into the Burtrams ass ( doesn't need to be named Burtram ) the last one to nut has to drink the nut out of the Bertrams ass. This is an act done out of pure testosterone and is not homosexual in any means and every man participating must say no homo before the act of soggy Burtram.
"hey soggy burtram at my place at six" "nice dude no homo" "no homo"
by Xwarm February 25, 2018
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bartram

A person who sleeps with one of thier friends parent or siblings and then sleeps with another part of the family member the following night
Yo that fukin bartram got my mom and my aunt preggers.
by Danielle and Jamie June 8, 2003
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bertrumsexual

you realise you are in love with bertrum and there’s nothing changing that. Bertrumsexual
the first time i lay my eyes on Bertrum i fell i love and thats when i knew i was bertrumsexual
by bertrums wife January 16, 2021
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Cameron Bartram

A farmy lad. Who is alright coz he gives us gum in history. But other than that kinda annoying coz he always tries to fight people smaller than him and looses. He loves cows.
Cameron Bartram: here mooie mooooie
by Elle-Woody April 13, 2020
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Bertrum

The name of a fat pedo who needs to stay away from Jessie and needs a shower the fat hoarder. Can’t stop touching little Indian boys and sniffing and kiddy-fiddling African girls
Come here zuri and Ravi, that’s one of em Bertrums for ya! You can tell by his lack of hair and the fact he stinks!!”
by Oh_jizzer_fizzer May 22, 2019
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