Bert 

Small.

"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."

Bert by llams August 4, 2009

bert 

1. An exclaimation conveying one's extreme displeasure with a person, idea or action, usually done in a mocking tone with a higher, shriller voice.

2. (verb) To use the exclaimation bert . Usually this is done with a hard chop to one's breastbone, repeatedly. "Berting" is often done with other nonsense words and with the front two teeth protruding out of one's mouth.


Etymology: This expression is commonly used in the more Northwestern parts of Virginia and bordering areas circa 1997.

1. Bert! I'm an owl! Look at me! Bert!

2. I berted at them because they'd rather skateboard than play football.

bert by Mill Race July 25, 2008

bert 

another word for sayin not

im home alone and scared, bert

bert by ?:>"{}| April 17, 2009

bert 

Somebody that you know from Alberta

"Ryan's a bert"

"What's up, bert?"

bert by lilhip February 28, 2017

Bert 

A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass

Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me

Bert by Your God July 12, 2017

Bert 

An old fashion name that people don't normally name their kids this. People make fun of them because the show Sesame Street Bert and Ernie

"Hey look it's Bert, where is Ernie?"
"Bert have you found Ernie yet?"

Bert by Marisol.R May 21, 2018

Bert 

A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit

I fucking live Bert the nutter

Bert by bertlover January 5, 2019