Newbury, Berkshire

A pretty dead place that once you live here you can never leave. Less of a shithole than Thatcham, but still full of depressed drug-fuelled teens and 20 somethings that live in the Mackers down Northbrook St.

The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.

What's that Newbury, Berkshire place I've heard about? Don't go there, there's a load of rabid inbred pikeys.

Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage

by swozzlebottom May 5, 2020

Leonard Bernstein

The only two lyrics that EVERYONE knows from the song "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by REM.

"The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. .. *mumble* *mumble* *mumble* LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!"

by Dustin Parsons July 16, 2006

Bernsplaining

The act of Sanders supporters condescendingly telling you that you don't really understand what is going on.

"Man, the braided beard dude at the Blue Bottle chewed me out for like 10 minutes when I said I liked Hillary's views on women's rights."
"Don't worry about it, girl, that guy is always Bernsplaining everybody."

by evan1022 June 3, 2016

Berisha

The coolest Albanian Name, For some Reason Berishas are very Brutal and Angry

Berisha? Cool Name!

by Makratin May 6, 2020

Berserker

1. A sect of Norse warriors who would fight with no armor and would continue fighting despite wounds or chance of victory.
2.Used to say some one has flipped a shit and done something rash with no self regard

sweet Jesus, jimmy went berserker on that salesman and ripped out his heart and ate it for courage

by berserker November 14, 2003

bershon

Bershon is pretty much how you feel when you’re 13 and your parents make you wear a Christmas sweatshirt and then pose for a family picture, and you could not possibly summon one more ounce of disgust, but you’re also way too cool to really even DEAL with it, so you just make this face like you smelled something bad and sort of roll your eyes and seethe in a put-out manner.

My parents are making me pose for the Christmas card picture before I can go to the party. Way bershon.

I have to go to my brothers piano recital. Totally bershon.

by Quote from Sarah Brown, The Millionizer September 14, 2008

berserk

Named after a group of Norse warriors who would work themselves into a frenzy before battle and fight with reckless savagery and insane fury. Used today to describe a person acting in an insanely violent manner.

Did you see that guy go berserk on the footy field? He bit that other guy's ear off!

by (M)Rated August 22, 2004