Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.

Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."

by BaileytheBerner February 10, 2010

berneidolia

The phenomenon in which you expect to see Bernie Sanders in every image you encounter.

“That was just a photo of a symphony from a couple of years ago, but I kept thinking Bernie Sanders was in there. Clearly it’s Berneidolia.”

by Bad Beth and Beyond January 22, 2021

San Bernaghetto

The name given to the cracked roads and run down general look of San Bernardino. Not by any means the nicest place in Southern California. Bonus points for lots of gigantic asian super markets.

Driving through from picking up my girlfriend in San Bernardino, I remarked at how potholed and cracked the roads were . "Yup that's why it is called San Bernaghetto."

by brooerbrubruhbruvbro October 19, 2017

Berna

She is an angel. You may not believe that she is real at first sight. She always says the truth that no one can ever say to you. She has long, golden rapunzel-like hair. She is not humanistic but she LOVES animals
She is not good at making jokes.

Person 1: "wow, that girl is beautiful"

Person 2: "Thats because her name is Berna"

by heygirl42 January 30, 2020

Bernie Mac

Great person and comedian. Died at age 50 in Chicago on August 9th.

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

by 420kush420 October 4, 2008

Weekend at Bernie's

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.

Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.

by M-dubs December 18, 2012

Bernard Antonio

When you raw dog a bitch and then eat out her pet cat.

Damn, Russell pulled a Bernard Antonio last night.

by Jakurbs January 27, 2021