Befarted

adjective - the state of being farted upon.

See similar structures - bejeweled, betrothed

Do not put your face on that pillow, it has been befarted!

by TanaDarko October 22, 2020

Beefalo

A thick male rocking a great blend of muscle and fat; similar in physique to the bulking stage of bodybuilders. These guys look like they can do some serious damage in the gym AND the kitchen.

Jayme: Whoa! Check out that guy! Jacked arms, thick neck and chest, trunk legs...

Alex: ... and a gut!

Jayme: Eh, he's still one fine specimen of man! Not quite a beefcake, but not a roid gut either...
Alex: He's a beefalo!

by Della Catessen June 28, 2011

Beefaroni

a delicious treat made by chef boyardee

I was hungry so I ate a bowl of Beefaroni for lunch

by Youre hardcore January 20, 2007

Bedfat

A person who will not get out of YOUR bed. Generally a term used for a one night stand that just won't leave in the morning.

Ray says: No I can't play golf today, I'm stuck with bedfat!
Gigi couldn't wait for the bedfat to leave so she could begin her day.

by Gigi in Orleans April 4, 2009

Belfair

An ugly, unlovely town near Bremerton, WA. Full of meth and trailer dwellers, some of whom aspire to become bremelos some day. No more than 80% of ninth graders actually graduate from North Mason High School, where teaching French was banned in 2002 for political reasons but you can try out for any of three football teams. Despite being a cultural cesspool (one popular Belfair Summerfest game is cow bingo), Belfair is in a surprisingly pretty location on Hood Canal near several lakes, and with lots of woods to explore. Not bad for a day trip, but make sure to get out by dusk to avoid having your soul sucked out by shambling undead brain-scavengers with MxPx tattoos.

Q: What can you find at the Belfair Safeway that's not at QFC?

A: Half the NMHS student body in the parking lot on a Friday night.

by Zephyr Greene January 9, 2008

belfast six pack

The act of shooting someone in both elbows, knees, and ankles. The person shot will usually black out after the first couple shots, but after coming out of shock the pain will be unbearable. People who are given the belfast six pack usually deserve it.

I fucked that guy up and gave him a belfast six pack.

by IrishGannngstar July 2, 2009

Bekfast

A way of saying "breakfast" in a humorous way based on a vine. Contrary to popular belief, the person in the vine has downs syndrome, rather than autism.

Person 1: Let's get some breakfast
Person 2: You mean bekfast? Hahaha ha
Person 1: Fuck off

by eat_my_shit August 12, 2018