Nanny bender

To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.

"Holy fuck, look at that sexy old lady over there"

"You're such a nanny bender"

by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!

I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!

by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

Friender Bender

Times when your hanging out with a friend and you decide to do something gluttonous.

"Yeah Friender Bender.
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse

by pebot June 24, 2012

benedetta

A girly-girl who can always make you smile and can make anyone laugh.

"Man she is sooo nice!" "YEah she's Benedetta."

by TheUsernameGoesHere August 20, 2016

benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

bendescend

When someone (usually a friend) oversimplifies a concept or needlessly lowers register during casual conversation.

Ben: It would be quite fortuit...lucky if that happened.
Den: Really? Did you just bendescend me?

by okhotnik1 October 20, 2015

Beesed

The result of using Burt’s Bees chapstick and applying it under and over your eyelids. This causes a tingling and chilling sensation around your eyes and face.

Mom: Did you smoke today?
Chauncelor: No, I’m just hella beesed.

Oh my fucking god I’m beesed out of my mind!

by Thechauncelor December 21, 2018