Benihana issues

Severe stomach issues, i.e. Explosive diarrhea, typically resulting from eating out at a crappy chain food restaurant like benihana

Tom, I have to go to the bathroom, I'm having some terrible benihana issues right now!

Boy! Sandy must of drank a lot last night! All day to day, she has had some terrible benihana issues.

Let me turn it down, my baby mama listening, Extra garlic butter, I got benihana issues!

by 2 Chainsx October 9, 2014

Bentham

The process of bringing that which is intangible to the surface of things, thus making it tangible.

Tin, this is not your greatest work and I hate it. Please bring it back to the Bentham room quickly...

There is NOT enough Bentham in this...

ALWAYS make sure to have Bentham completed before even considering the Silkum....

by Chik Peemix (Hummus) March 27, 2011

Benihana

God; Supreme master of creation...and all things TGZ.

Can also be referred or cited as a being of higher power (i.e. Better than you).

It's Benihana! Bow your heads before we're all smited!!

If worshipping Benihana is wrong, hey, I don't want to be right!

by Ben Roe June 27, 2006

benihana

a five man orgy on a slide, usually resulting in extreme discomfort of the gutch, face to gutch must take place for the BENIHANA to be complete.

-wat did u guys do last weekend?
-we went to the park to benihana
-sounds like a blast
-it was, im glad my face didnt have a chance to meet franky's gutch
-...lucky you...

by tonyhawkproskater4rox February 4, 2008

Dirty Benita

not reading text messages while choking on a bag of dicks.

i texted her the answer but she doesn’t acknowledge it because of all the dicks in her mouth, she pulled the old dirty benita

by e-rawww June 2, 2020

benihanna

Some bitch named Ben who is a crack dealer

Benihanna is a real bitch

by Richard June 4, 2003

Benita

The loudest, dumbest, fakest, most mean, weirdest, messiest, ungrateful piece of regula smegula hoe you will ever meet. She is always tryna steal something from someone. Always tryna ruin something. She so god damn loud for no reason. Lol she so loud she will yell your business out there for everyone to hear. And she is so ungrateful. She’ll get sun from you and if she ain’t getting the most or even a good enough portion for herself it’s always an attitude

“Man that girl so weird and loud, She’s such a benita”

by Nadroj April 7, 2022