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Blitz Text

The texting of a message to one person by 3 or more people simultaneously en masse. The contents of the text are typically vulgar or shocking, with the intent of eliciting a response. This technique is often used to impose a feeling of guilt on the text recipient.
Gareth just bailed on dinner tonight.

Damn, lets all blitz text him and maybe we can get his ass out of bed!
by cgibbs87 November 14, 2010
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blitzed on the bird

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.
Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008
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Wolf Blitzer

A CNN anchorman who hates black people. He recently trotted over to New Orleans and actually shot a handful of black people with a paintball gun as they were trying to wade through the water. Wolf Blitzer wears air force ones and tall tees as he is reporting and reportedly, he does not give a fuck and is in it for the paperstack. He has a huge knot and rides in a yacht claiming "fuck a boat that row"
Wolf Blitzer spit dro fire over the microphone.

Wolf Blitzer looked clean in his white tee in that last reporting.

Wolf Blitzer roll deep in the news van.

Wolf Blitzer loves black people.

Wolf Blitzer drinks hennessey in his yacht.

Oh my, did you see Wolf Blitzer reporting news the other day with a cup full of that "purple drank"? That liquid codeine had him fiendin to buck on some niggers at New Orleans.
by Jordan SXE Watson October 1, 2005
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Betzabel

Betzabel is an amazing friend.She is a real one so if you know one hold onto her because She is very rare.She is super beautiful and pretty everyone wants her. She does the best hairstyles and she may be sad sometimes but she always finds a way to become happy for others. She puts others before herself and she loves making new friends. She will give you a second chance everytime but don’t doubt her because she can beat your ass up!
Hey,Look it’s betzabel Damn she’s beautiful!

Shit! Betzabel just beat her ass!
by Awesomegirl1999 May 22, 2018
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Pulling a Blitz

1. Baiting someone in saying you'll do something "someday, eventually or maybe" and then never doing it.

2. Starting something and then immediately quitting, no exceptions.
"I will stream eventually" - The name giving Blitznae pulling a Blitz, followed by it never happening.
by Flupperich October 13, 2016
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porno blitz

Submitting someone's email address to no less than a dozen porn email spammers.
By any chance, did either of you guys porno blitz my home e-mail account? I have been receiving about 20 porno e-mails everyday.
by alberr December 21, 2007
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Bitzos

Someone with massive speech impediment, occassionly refered to as a Bitzos. Often works rotating roster, wearing underwear on outside of pants.
Give that man a Bitzos
by cenz11 July 29, 2009
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