behearer

One who had the actual soundwaves enter their ear canal and become a signal to their brains. One who heard something first hand (first ear?) with no alterations induced by people who passed on their opinions of what was heard.

Beautiful music exists ONLY in the ear of the behearer What may be squeaks and squawks to you may be be the music of angels to another. Nothing can duplicate the music beheard live in a concert. And God said: “Behear what I say unto you for it’s vibrations shall bring you joy!

by You rReal Name January 4, 2021

behaved rat

“behaved rat” is a fun nickname to call your friends! If you can’t think of a nickname for your friend use behaved rat!

my friend is a behaved rat!

by loser lex April 6, 2021

Behave

Nah. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I want.

Hym "People at work like to bitch about me not following certain rules and how I behave, right? I mean... You know who I AM, right? Do you really think that YOU are the guy/girl? I know what the rule is. I know what you said. I know the work isn't done. I'm going to break it again tonight, the sound of you repeating yourself is music to my ears, and I slowed down throughout the night to make sure you would have to do it for me. Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2023

Behave

Oh? Is it? It's individuals deciding how other people behave? And that's the problem with it?

Hym "If the individuals trying to control how people behave is the actual problem... Boy do I have something for you... Have you heard of religion? It is WILD man! It's like this incest cult, right? And they want everyone to do whatever they want forever, see... And what it does is it takes these immoral people (under the auspices of their own religion) and it elevates their moral status above the people who AREN'T doing the incest cult... And they use those people to try amd get more people to assent to the values of the incest cult... And the whole point of the cult... Is for the peoples doing it to be above the law. Like this:

Reality Monster's Rules

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People's Rules
See? That's the entire point of the incest cult. Is for the incest cultist to be extra special guys. And not letting them do whatever they want... Is a violation of their rights... But them trying to get you to do what their reality monster SUPPOSEDLY SAID (Against your will if necessary)... Isn't a violation of your rights... Because your rights don't matter to them... The only rights are the incest cult rules. And, it's crazy becuase they keep getting genocided... And they can't seem to figure out why... And it's probably the incest cult trying to be more important than the law... But yeah. They try to control peoples behavior all the time."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2024

Beheaded

So high off the green that you can’t feel your face, thus “beheaded”.

“Rolling up the dub, I’ma face it beheaded” - J.I.D.

by AyamPaul January 29, 2026

Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

Boxset Bereavement

The sense of sadness you feel when you watch the last episode of a series you've been enjoying.

I've watched all episodes of Cobra Kai and now I am suffering from boxset bereavement.

by Chrissie G January 22, 2021