JJ - The King of Beepers

A fuggin jackass who made annoying commercials for years, broadcast in the Los Angeles area, claiming that he had a better deal on beepers and other wireless communication equipment than everyone else. The commercials were the butt of many jokes that did him far more harm than good, fuggin jackass.

JJ: "I am JJ - the king of beepers! I am the best..."

Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."

by Duke71 June 9, 2009

beever

fat touchy thighs

by jim April 7, 2003

Boston Beever Bitch

a person who has extremely large buck teeth resembling that of a beever; other characteristics include being everyone's bitch, sucking a lot of cock, losing one ski, and talks about Real Madrid all of the time.

Zack is the perfect example of a Boston Beever Bitch.

by Dirt Murph January 29, 2008

Beaverskittle

"beaverskittles"sweet tasting foods that are often found in a womans vagaina. derived from the greek word beeverskitolas which means "sugar pussy" synonymns "candypuss" and "vagsweets" antynymns "sour poos" and "herpes treats"

I cant wait to enjoy a nice beaverskittle tonight...I hope it comes with gravy and cranberries

by 5656e4fdgjlfg January 22, 2010

Beeves

The equivalent of God. In the Beeven kingdom, the Beeves are respected Deities. All people must honor the Beeves. Beeves is used in many early pieces of literature and is the plural of beef.

-Hey did you see the God-like cows yesterday at the ranch?
-Yeah. They were Beeves.

by Sustainer of Beeves April 26, 2011

hairy beever

to be the cool kid in a bad situation

to be a hairy beever

"He has a gun!!" man the kid is a hairy beever

by beever September 7, 2006

beefers

Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.

Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.

by Devveyovich February 28, 2016