beerspiration

An act who's insperation is derived entirely from the unclear cognitive behavioral thought patterns associated with consuming inexpensive malt beverages.

John: "you sure have drank a lot of Steel Reserve tonight"
Paul: "Wow, I got an idea......"
John: "are you sure you are alright, you really are not thinking normal"
Paul: "So what I am gonna do is ride my kid's tricycle off the roof, and grind off the hand rail on the sidewalk, flipping an allie 360 to a perfect landing on the street."
John: "that is total beerspiration"

Result: A massive trauma

by thewisemancometh June 29, 2010

beerpology

The act of apologizing by offering the recipient a beer.

Matt: I'm so sorry I called you a murderer in ALL CAPS. Please accept my beerpology.

by decli August 5, 2010

beerpolar

When a person has a completely different personality after drinking a few beers. Most times a beerpolar person goes from opposite ends of the personality spectrum. Such as being very shy and quiet to being loud and obnoxious.

Kendra was so friendly last night, it was almost creepy. She is usually a mega bitch. That's because she was drinking last night, the girl is totally beerpolar.

by McGrumpy September 7, 2010

beerp

The burp after you've just had a lot of beers!

She couldn't stop beerping after she finished a six - pack.

by Shwevyanka July 28, 2010

Beerpong Phonebook Rule

During the game of Beerpong. If one team decides not to rerack for an entire game, sinks all the cups, and wins. The opponents must take a thick phonebook across the face for punishment of the embarrassment. The opponents choose the side of the face. The rule originated from Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio.

John: "Why dont you rerack, your going to lose"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."

The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.

John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"

Cody has the phonebook in hand.

"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

by lehartman September 16, 2009

Beersplosion

When someone is incited to laughter while drinking beer, causing said beer to usher forth from his mouth with great haste.

Lee was drinking from his beer when I told a joke, he laughed and had a beersplosion.

by scotchyscotchscotch December 4, 2010

beerpoo

The particularly dark and heavy defecation that occurs the day after drinking significant amounts of alcohol. The beerpoo is one of the key stages of getting over a hangover.

Just had my beerpoo; i feel much better

*Flush* that's my beerpoo done, all I need is a nap and a shower and I'll be back to neutral.

Duude your beerpoo stinks! Leave the window open next time!

by OF.from.Essex.England. June 29, 2011