beermann

The greatest last name on the face of the earth and even the universe. If you have this name you instantly become a god once you go to college. Known to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a single sitting. Also having this name will also help you out with the ladies ;)

Dude, did you see Beermann at that party last night? He was so fucking awsome! I wish I was just like him.

by The coolest fucking guy alive December 23, 2010

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beerability

The phenomenon of alcohol influence on performance ability when playing skill involved drinking games.

Beerability includes the "sweet spot" or perfect level of drunkness . Not drunk = poor play. "Sweet spot" = awesome play. Too drunk = abysmal play.

by $T$ May 15, 2009

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beermergency

When the beer supply in any type of social drinking situation becomes critically low, and replenishment is either impossible or extremely dificult. Thus creating a major buzzkill. Symptoms of a beermergency may include, panic, chaos, premature sobriety and all the girls/guys at the party becoming ugly again.

When we realized that we were critically low on beer, we knew we had a real beermergency on our hands.

by Woody Wood December 10, 2006

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beergasm

Beergasm: (beer orgasm) The shudder you get when having your first sip of beer. you may also get one with your second sip of beer, otherwise known as a multiple beergasm.

"I just had a beergasm"

by Grassy J. Hammond April 17, 2007

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beerealization

The exact moment at which a person discovers they enjoy the taste of beer.

"Phil took a sip of a beer and for the first time did not gag, in fact he really enjoyed the taste. He finally had his beerealization, only 9 months after he started drinking it."

by Philip Jones September 20, 2007

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