Benched

You’re online dating using tinder or hinge or whatever app and you’re getting along with someone, eventually you get their number and set a date but instead of ghosting you they put you on the bench while they talk to someone else to see who is better worthy of your time and effort making ‘you’ a benchwarmer.

Bro I got this girls number and I asked her out for Saturday night and she said yes.. it’s been three days since I’ve heard from her but I think we are still on, should I ask or do you think I’m being benched?

by Chrissypoo9992 February 18, 2020

Reverse Benched

The act of forcing a player to play the entire game (without resting on the bench) against their will as a form of punishment.
Derived from the adult recreational sporting world (or beer league), used in high intensity sports (such as hockey or basketball) played recreationally when out of shape older players would prefer to rest (or be benched).

At our late night beer league hockey game, Joe got reverse benched because he forgot to bring beer to the game. Half way through the game, he was so gassed he was puking in the garbage can because he wasn't allowed to rest.

by houlihouli February 20, 2020

beecher city

Illinois city population 450. One-time high times weed capital of the WORLD. Now probably just the white-trash capital of the world. Mascot: Beecher City Eagles. This author is a proud one-time resident and alum.

"Man I was down at the store in Beecher City and this hillbilly tried to race trucks with me, but I just blew weed smoke in his face."

by Mr. Crazybones May 5, 2006

beached whale

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

Carshalton Beeches

The only town in london without a bloody pub

Carshalton Beeches , Where are the bloody pubs. Schools, train station, Indian, Chinese, Kebab, Dentist, Doctors, Co-op, Hairdressers, Garage.....now whats missing ???????

by systemofdef April 17, 2010

Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.

Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.

by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020

beached whale

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006