beeber

noun: a female who makes inappropriate cartoonish noises during sexual activities ie. the awoooooogaa horn, incorrect answer horn report, exaggerated whizzing takeoff, or fart mimic, or duck voice.

The girl I was with last night was beautiful but I don't know if I she was turned her on or not because she is a beeber.

by slimdread February 14, 2013

beeber

Noun:
A lazy fuck that sleeps all day and smokes all night.

Verb:
To post up on a piece of comfortable furniture and pass out, usually covered in cheeto crumbs

Noun:
Me: GODAMNIT BEEBER wake up already its 5 in the afternoon.
Beeber: Is the bowl packed?

Verb:
Shit, don't beeber the pool table!

by Tomerica the Beautiful August 9, 2009

biebertheist

Reference to Justin Bieber's religion. Beliebers don't exist anymore, they're Biebertheists now.

– Hey! What are your beliefs?
– I'm a Biebertheist.

by nopressure April 3, 2016

Beebeitis

A disease you get from Diana Beebe’s breath. Symptoms include puking your guts out all fucking night,fever,and a headache so bad you wanna blow your brains out. Treatments include just pray to god it stops 🤢

Dude beebe yelled at me on Monday and her breath gave me beebeitis i literally blew chunks all night

by MerveLover2002 October 19, 2018

Boebert

To cum into someone’s colostomy bag

Obviously they couldn’t have anal after the surgery so he boeberted her instead

by TJmaxal June 4, 2023

Boebertion

An abortion that a conservative, Christian Republican gets that is OK because it was "god's plan," unlike liberal minority heathens and other poors. Also applies to abortions paid for by conservative politicians in order to protect their reputations as brave defenders of "family values" and the reverse Uno; abortions undertaken by say, a sex worker from a sugar-daddy website that they then use to blackmail a Senator (hypothetically) and/or wealthy conservative financiers (hypothetically).

"I had bareback sex with Ted Cruz and the Kochs and ended up getting pregnant, so I went to Planned Parenthood for a boebertion."

by anonymous June 15, 2022

beebery

Lying, stretching the truth.

She committed beebery when asked about her age.

by anonymous February 2, 2004