Bedwetter

Someone Pees Themselves When They’re Sleeping

In 1994, I Was 14 Years Old, I Got To Bed With No Shirt On, When I Do, I Took My Underwear To Sleep In, Then I Peed Myself In Bed, The Next Morning, My Cousin Saw Me Peed on My Bed, He Calls Me a Bedwetter, So My Cousin Drove To Store To Get Diapers Which Meant For Babies, Which He Won’t Stop Calling Me a Bedwetter, My Cousin Put Me in Diapers on When Stayed For 14-20 Until I’m 21, I Cried Like a Baby Which I Have To Pee and Poop On This Diaper Instead of the Toilet, I Was Being a Baby Now By Then and I Cannot Believe My Cousin Did This To Me.

by PauliTheMole September 16, 2019

Beesters

Marijuana. Typically small buds

I just picked up a fat sack of beesters. Let's burn one

by LOSTinSMOKE July 31, 2018

Bestester

Word made by couples to compliment each other. It’s better than “better” and “best” combined that’s why It’s bestester.

Babygirl has anyone ever told you that’s you’re the bestester

by Hayford Kesse September 17, 2020

Bedwetter

A 'bedwetter' is someone who has bladder control problems and accidentally urinates during sleep.

The phrase is often used as an offence; referring to someone of adolescent age or older who is also deemed to be a pathetic individual with little assertiveness, moral fibre or 'backbone'.

Such individuals are often commonly called:

Fags, mommy's boys (US English), mummy's boys (UK English), bitches or bitch-boys.

Bob: "Clive drives a shit-ass French car!"

Dan: "So why not say it to his face?"

Bob: -

Dan: "'Cause you're a bedwetter. Bitch!"

by Bobsux August 8, 2010

bedwetter

a person who ruins a good time for other people.

that bedwetter called the cops on us man

by sick December 15, 2003

Bonester

Where a hipster gets a boner in their tight jeans and it bends down.

HAHA look at that "Bonester!"

by rollercoasterkid April 15, 2010

bestesterest!

a word used by retards that don't know grammar

Me: You are the bestesterest! person alive!
Person 2: wow fuck you...

by Keked ;) February 4, 2016