by sara p January 18, 2009
by JT October 04, 2004
(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams
(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med
(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med
Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)
Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)
Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)
by A friend and his beaver dam November 29, 2007
one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)
by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018
When you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina. Spread the semen over her vagina and leave it to dry. Once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her vagina, leaving it "beaver dammed"
last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.
by dickfore. March 30, 2010
A group of females from Beaver Dam WI, that althought think they are "hot shit" are just nasty sweaty icky people. Called McNastys because they can be compared to McDonalds; Fast, Easy, Cheap, Greasy and not good for ones health. Look at it this way, you dont CRAVE Mcdonalds, you go there when you need something fast and cheap. Like wise, nothing about this group of females are good. You just go to them when you need something fast and cheap, and like McDonalds, you deeply regret it after the deeds been done.
Bob: "Damn jason i need some easy poon tonite"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"
by FTFO July 08, 2011
Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".
TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"
ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."
TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."
ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."
TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."
by Jack Bozdog September 06, 2006