Beaver Dam 

When a girl stops another girl from scoring with a man.

I almost got late last night but Tanya Beaver damned me.

Beaver Dam by CockBlocker32408 November 26, 2022

Beaver dam 

When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle

The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping

Beaver dam by Defiweirs December 2, 2023

Beaver Dam 

Alternative name for a bachelor pad.

A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.

Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.

The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.

Beaver Dam by The Camel December 12, 2023

Beaver Dam

Is a (verb or noun) slang word used to call your boyfriends homie that intentionally prevents you from succeeding in a romantic or sexual pursuit.

Wyatt, how did i know you would be here being a Beaver Dam. Go back to the car so I can get dicked down.

Beaver Dam by Rogue River July 20, 2026

Beaver-dam 

A threesome consisting of one man between two women.

The male equivalent of a finger trap

Last night I was Beaver-Dammed by Kayla and Stacy: it was amazing.

Beaver-dam by easygoinperson January 5, 2017

Beaver Dam McNastys 

A group of females from Beaver Dam WI, that althought think they are "hot shit" are just nasty sweaty icky people. Called McNastys because they can be compared to McDonalds; Fast, Easy, Cheap, Greasy and not good for ones health. Look at it this way, you dont CRAVE Mcdonalds, you go there when you need something fast and cheap. Like wise, nothing about this group of females are good. You just go to them when you need something fast and cheap, and like McDonalds, you deeply regret it after the deeds been done.

Bob: "Damn jason i need some easy poon tonite"
Jason: "Why dont you hit up one of them Beaver Dam McNastys, theyll be naked and spred before you even ask!"
Bob: "Good idea!"

Beaver Dam McNastys by FTFO July 8, 2011

Beaver Dam, Missouri 

Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".

TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"

ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."

TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."

Beaver Dam, Missouri by Jack Bozdog September 7, 2006