Aidan Beattie

The bestest friend ever. Some people would not be here without him.
Aidan Beattie is sound
by AmyJamie December 26, 2016
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tucker beatty

Tucker is a very cool guy everyone should adore.
Girl: Who is Tucker Beatty?
Me: He is a very cool guy and you should adore him.
by cmarr06 December 16, 2019
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Matthew Beattie

A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.
Fuck me that Matthew Beattie is really tall and scary person. Not messing with him
by Suiiiii2004 November 03, 2021
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Beatty Lou

The act of defecating, AKA pooping, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, etc., it is called a Beatty Lou because of the Bob Seger song Beatty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight...many Bob Seger songs are about pooping.
I had too much fiber this morning and had to take a huge Beatty Lou, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom!
by Sillius Soddus June 29, 2024
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Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.
Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!
by anonymouspeep333 February 04, 2024
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Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.
Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!
by anonymouspeep333 February 04, 2024
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Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.
Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!
by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019
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