What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

by Kar-Man May 8, 2010

beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011

beat the meat flag

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

by GEArSofWAr873 July 7, 2010

Beat your meat

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

by ItsFuture-- March 27, 2015

Beat your Meat

Stroke your salami. To jack off!

I caught Tonio beating his Meat.

by KRAZY-D & Big - C April 13, 2003

meat beat hours

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on

Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock

by Kosorare December 28, 2017

beat the meat

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

by SLOGAN December 6, 2002