Barnsley

A town found in South Yorkshire that is constantly slandered for it's culture. It has bad points...(Morons and an incompetant council) but is much like every other town and city found in England.

P.s The people of Barnsley never, or rarely speak like this; Am guin t'pit. They don't mine either.

by Orator of verum August 19, 2008

beasley

Sketchy, sneaky, tricky, awkward, mischievous.

Beasley can describe a person or a situation. It can be used in a variety of situations and contexts.

Person 1: Dude, I heard that they turn back the odometers at that used car place down the street.

Person 2: Really? Thats pretty beasley of them.

by AndrewBeasley April 27, 2008

A Barnsley

An unexpected semi.

An unexpected semi errection, like Barnsley's run in the 2008 FA cp reaching the semi final's

Dude, last period I had a Barnsley.

by Chesk September 23, 2009

got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

Barnsley

A place that's widely misunderstood, because half is full of mkat warriors, where as the other half are decent people who wish to get away.

I wish Barnsley wasn't full of MKAT warriors thinking their solid, it'd be a nicer place.

by hello there lovely October 28, 2010

Mutsy the Bearslayer

1. Like James Hetfield, a dude too manly for you. He dwells in the deep dark suburbia of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, but occassionaly goes on expiditions to the wilderness of Upstate to kill bears with his bare hands. Pun intended. He is also known for making sweet, sweet rock, and drives a chariot. He is descended from the Greek Gods, but also has a streak of Odin somewhere in his blood since Vikings are so metal. His real name is too cool for you, and therefore he is known by his diminutive to the non-exclusive community: Mutsy.

Me: Let's sacrifice 50 Greek Virgins to Mutsy the Bearslayer.

Mutsy: Stop calling me Mutsy.

by Lil Solstice XOXO February 12, 2009

Debra Beasley Lafave

An ultra hot teacher who got arrested for having sex with a 14 year old kid.

Man this kid's lucky, too bad he opened his mouth.

by Idiot-Finder2 March 22, 2005