Bear Trap

When performing 69 for a girl, the man sneezes thereby startling the girl who bites down on the defenseless wang as a reflex.

James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.

by Dougie February 5, 2004

bear trap ugly

someone so ugly, that if you woke up next to them and they were laying on your arm, you would rather chew your arm off like it was caught in a bear trap than wake that person up.

Man, i must've gotten pretty wasted last night because that girl from the club was bear trap ugly!

by M.1C.0C. June 20, 2009

Russian Bear Trap

you secretly put your hand in your pants and out your zipper and then to attempt to shake someones hand upon acceptance pull said hand into your pants forcing the person to give you a hand job (old fashioned)

Krabz puts his hand in his pants attempted to shake Lana's hand but instead pulls her hand through receiving a Russian Bear Trap

by Krabz420 December 23, 2010

Bear Trap

A Bear Trap is a male who looks like a girl purposefully attracts REALLY hairy guys.

Bob: Tod, I just had an accidental date with a guy!
Tod: But wait a sec, you're covered in hair.
Bear Trap: I know.

by Lieken April 5, 2017

fuzzy bear trap

when a female sits on your face with your nose in her vagina and procedes to fart in your mouth

i farted on my girlfriend yestarday and woke up to her in the middle of giving me a fuzzy bear trap

by TimboSlice89 May 6, 2011

Canadian Bear Trap

you bend your limp penis in half and shove it in someones ass, then u wait for a full erection and i should snap straight up their anal cavity, giving them,

A Canadian Bear Trap

That canadian bear trap sure hurt my penis!

by de brad January 22, 2007

Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

by Greg December 18, 2003