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beanie

A little hat with a twirly thing on top.
Homestar Runner has a beanie.
Calvin once had a beanie,but it didn't fly.
by TheWiggidy October 12, 2003
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beanie

Any small, plush, pellet filled toy.
by Bob White July 21, 2003
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beanie

a not so common stereotype.
usually put on people who dont give a shit. and would rather die young, then get old.
(but that doesnt mean that they are suicidal, oh no)

they spend most of their time with friends, and listen to anytype of music,
usually found in parks, sliding or swinging.

like to take walks.
and are most likely to fail school and join hippy communes
or finish school,
with a good grades in english, science and art.

sometimes have brightly coloured hair. and can likely be seen chewing gum.

laugh at things that most "normal" people wouldnt laugh at, or would disapprove of. beanies are amused by burning things and just causing plain havock.

they can be any sexuality.lesbian, gay, bisexual or omnisexual.


the only bad thing about them, is that they talk to fucking much and swear waaaayyy more the normal people.
"i dont having a fucking example BEEATCH! (: "

is what the beanie said when urban dictionary asked for an example.
by peter file. August 28, 2008
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beanie

A stupid knitted hat worn off the back of the head that all stoner tumblrfag art-school dropout "hipster" people like to wear for some reason.
That weird SJW girl with the laptop and coffee has a beanie on and a joint probably in her pocket.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 27, 2019
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Beany

Who’s Beany?

Nah don’t worry she’s Scott’s
by Tollibeck May 3, 2021
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Beanis

A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"
"He's kinda cute..."
"Watch out, he's got a beanis... unless you're into that...?"
by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 28, 2023
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beanie

1.) a softie, someone who doesn't get angry

2.) oblivious to bad things that are happening and only focus on the good things
Some may say George Bush is the opposite of a beanie.
by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009
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