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Bean disease

A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.
“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”

“ yah!”
by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018
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Bean Dance

The most epic, upcoming dance ever. If you can do the bean dance you are a God and you can pull any girl.
Aye Tim you hear about the bean dance?
Did you just see Jim get that girls number with the bean dance?
by gimmiethemtoes March 25, 2019
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Bean Dusted

When you're spooning and your fart tickles her bean.
Me: Bro I bean dusted my girl last night and she got instantly wet.
by WhiteHead69420 December 12, 2022
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bean dip

Let's go to the bean dip for a swim.
by JosephD September 1, 2006
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Blumpkin El Bean Dip

Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.
Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.
by Philpro October 11, 2011
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Louisiana Bean Dip

To shit in a female's mouth, after which you shovel it out with your dick and splatter paint on her chest. (Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket).
She said she was the dirtiest girl i'd ever met, but then she experienced the Louisiana Bean Dip.
by Willster May 15, 2008
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Alabama Bean Dip

The act of puking into the partner's anus, sticking your penis in, and then pulling it out and proceeding to put it in the partner's mouth.
I gave her a good old fashion Alabama Bean Dip last night
by Mafia Game May 11, 2016
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