Tractor Beams

Tractor Beams are the hairs that grow around the anus which can often capture "Klingons".

I thought I had wiped well enough but judging by the streaks my Tractor Beams picked up a few klingons.

by Dirty Glenn January 24, 2017

Beansy Boy

A person who loves bugs 🐜, and is often attracted to the dark side. Fan of Darth Vader (mainly because he’s on the dark side), and Game Of Thrones (just because it’s the best show on the planet).

That kid is being such a Beansy Boy.

by Lord Pomeranian April 21, 2019

Beasy

A Woman That You Would Sleep With Easily

Damn look at that beasy!!

by tonka Trunk November 10, 2010

high beams

It's what you say to a woman whose nipples are enlarged and hard.

You're beautiful when you got your high beams on.

by LangueLongue July 14, 2010

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

Beamy

A word used typically to describe a person who is blinded by a solopsistic brand of naiveté to such a specification that he, or indeed she, believes themselves to be of far greater value than they in fact are. An erronous yet unforgivably arrogant and falsely egotistical state of self which is often met with the punishing distain of it's better-knowing observers.

Those who can be defined with this word often create spectacles of themselves to draw attention to the value they believe to exist there. Most of the time, even though often surrounded by a number of people who are foolishly taken in by their projections of self worth, such people have many unimpressed peers who find it difficult not to ridicule them frequently for being so egocentrically and mistakenly abhorrent in their pretentiousness.

The personification of fool's gold.

Spectator 1: "Yo, that white kid is fly, check out his bling and his rims and shit."

Spectator 2: "You're kidding right? That's one beamy motherfucker right there!"

by Jace Jackson October 2, 2008

beatsy

a song with a lot of beats or has a heavy beat

workout songs are too beatsy 🙄

by randomwordcreaterhey July 12, 2021