Ballsack Bandit

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.

Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!

by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023

Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

by geodave September 7, 2013

pee is stored in the balls

God's greatest decision thus far.

Curiosity: "What is the best thing about our pitiful existence?"
Wisdom: "pee is stored in the balls"

by i eat oranges with the peel July 16, 2021

shlop balls

during oral the female/male spits on the balls of the male and proceeds to rub them

damn my girl just gave me some shlop balls!

by coopthepoop December 3, 2016

Facebook Balls

A person who doesn't have the nerve to confront a person in person, but instead verbalizes and creates drama and bullshit through Facebook.

She used her Facebook Balls to tell off her friend.

by jenny10girl July 25, 2011

Fuck shit balls cock

An expression of anger, sadness, or frustration. Normally said but older teenagers and young adults. This word normally means that someone forgot something, lost something, did badly in a game or in school, or in any other bad situation

Ah! Fuck shit balls cock! I forgot my homework on my dresser!

by Darnpoo October 2, 2009

Balls of Steel

Euphemism: For fearless, courageous, manly and sometimes foolish. Also, a form recognition of a daring feat.

Man jumping from a height, a person exclaimed, "Man, that guy has balls of steel."

by Offroadnutz July 3, 2015