baelemma

When you have more than one bae on the go and can't decide who to make wifey

I'm so into tube bae but also GT bae, I'm finding my self in an absolute baelemma

by SwaggaDonSmith March 15, 2018

Christian Bale'd

Essentially to "bail out" but in a manner more similar to Christian Bale's various escapes and feats of marvel while in his Batman character. Can be used to describe a dramatic, thrilling retreat, or, conversely, a boring flee that has no whiff of epic.

Matt: Wow dude, how'd you ever get from your dinner date to happy hour so fast?
Patrick: I Christian Bale'd on Marissa.

*glass click

Bane: How the hell did Bruce Wayne get out of that huge pit I put him in?
Random Person: How do you think? Christian Bale'd the fuck out of there.

by Thetimothy July 22, 2012

Bale

n. A compressed brick of marijuana, usually ranging in weight from 10 to 40 pounds.*

Eddy just bought a bale from some stingy guy downtown. What, is he becoming a dealer now!?

by callinghome November 1, 2004

balehead

an avid fan of actor Christian Bale

My balehead friends and I got together last night to watch Newsies, American Psycho and Shaft.

by SpeakEasy July 17, 2004

Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.

I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009

Kelsey Bales

Stupid. Low IQ. Just overall bad... especially at chemistry

person 1: Do you know that kelsey bales girl?
person 2: Yeah, she's stupid

by ManUnited08 October 26, 2011

Baelee

When in a game, the melee class/build(s) are considerably more powerful than the other options

Try building into swords, melee is baelee

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018