beartard

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Beardtard

The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.

1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!

by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

glass bead game

An activity or field of study so arcane and detached from, and with no application to, the real world that it is rendered absurd. E.g., theology, analytic/linguistic philosophy.

A waste of one's time.

Refers to the recondite game studied and played in the Herman Hesse novel, The Glass Bead Game.
Synonymous idiom: Ivory Tower

The theologians contemplating how many angels can fit on the head of a needle is mere glass bead game.

The study of astrology is a glass bead game.

Postmodernist philosophy is a glass bead game.

Don't waste my time with your Eco-feminist glass bead game.

by Shawlatan September 1, 2014

Beauty and The Beads

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.

How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

BEADGCF

the order of Flats as they appear in the circle of fifths.

I use this acronym to remember BEADGCF: Better Eat A Dick, Giant Cunt Face

Normal people, however use this acronym: Ben Eats Another Dozen Good Chicken Fingers

by Icallmyselfryan December 22, 2008

Mr. Beady

A shitty vice principal from gates middle school who treats his job like an FBI agent and gives suspensions for self pleasure

Mr. Beady is trying to beat my meat

by sexymen6969696969 November 3, 2017

Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash

This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.

My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006