better than chocolate

A woman so gorgeous that other women would give up chocolate for life to look half as good just for a shot at a fat, smelly millionaire with a heart condition.

I bet Lauren Francesca is better than chocolate even with her hair in curlers.

by theMidnightTacoElf January 01, 2011

Better than sex

Better than sex is what bts stands for

"Bts stands for better than sex"
"Lies sex is better"
"Shut up you virgin ass bitch"

by Lose holed slut December 25, 2018

Better than chattit

Better than chattit is a chatroom on reddit which belongs to the subreddit called r/justachat. It is supposed to be better than chattit, a chatroom from the r/community_chat subreddit

Person A:Do you know any chatrooms?
Person B: Better than chattit seems like a good one.

by Someone from Prekmurje December 27, 2019

Not better than JJK

Not on the same caliber as JJK

Wow this show is not better than jjk

by Peak Kaisen September 05, 2021

Better than everyone

Gracelyn

She’s better than everyone

by Booimalwaysright August 02, 2023

Better Than Ohio

Michigan.

Bobby: “what do you think of Ohio?”
Brandon: “you know what I think of Ohio. It sucks ass.”
Bobby: “You only say that because you’re from Michigan.”
Brandon: “I only say that cause I’m right. Also Michigan is Better Than Ohio.”

by Closet Gayng February 07, 2021

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022