Skip Bayless

A person who often talks without thinking or says something controversial only because it's against the norm.

"The Godfather part 3 is the best one"
" Man get this Skip Bayless out of here" "

" I think Captain America could beat Thor"
" Calm down there Skip"

by LastSeenintheSauce June 4, 2019

Intercontinental Ballistic Missile

A variation of the Tennison Gambit that you use in chess when your chess opponents threaten thermonuclear war. Your opponents don't stand a chance against this strategy!

The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However, if you are a beginner at chess, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead.

by Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav April 26, 2022

Baylife

When you honestly don't give a fuck and you're from the bay area. (San Francisco)

John: Hey Jack, did you do the math homework?

Jack: No way man, fuck it, baylife.

by StudleymsDudley April 8, 2012

Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.

Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."

by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011

Bawlis

To bawlis is to spend excessive amounts of money without giving a shit. But you cannot bawlis unless you own a bank.

Chick: Did you see frank at the club last night? he was bawlising with them champagne bottles!

by Tee Ow July 1, 2011

Ballistic Therapy

Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.

Another form of office spacing.

"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam

"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam

by Pribs - The One and Only August 9, 2012

Skippy bayless

N. a person

1)Some one who makes bold predictions on sports and has no idea what he is talking about.

2)Who lacks a brain and constantly mocks the #1 Wr in the NFL.

See. Skip Bayless ESPN

Ochocinco - " T.O did you hear dat trash dat PB Skippy Bayless was sayin ? " T.O- "Over rated, My ASS!"

by GameCast_Ninja October 28, 2010