banterman

The ultimate source of banter. The batman of not shutting the fuck up. Sometimes entertaining. Probably your roomate. Good luck.

Fuuuck, Banterman man is back, the jokes are rollinn in.

by bim bim July 26, 2016

Batterangry

The emotion you feel when your vibrator batteries run out while you are masturbating.

Jenny just stormed out of her bedroom and is looking in kitchen presses , totally batterangry

by tomiyasu69 October 30, 2017

Base Bacteria

Bacteria on the base of ones penis. species Bacteriuos baseous. This species of bacteria migrates to the base of ones penis from either the anus or meatus.

George "No I didn't was my hands after I peed, I only touched the base of it"

Candice "Dude haven't you ever heard of base bacteria?"

by itsmeforunow November 23, 2009

bagteria

Bacteria or fungus smell on a scrotum.

The acne blossums on her chin may have resulted from bagteria clogging her pores.

by Jim Reilly January 13, 2008

bacteria

my dad .

"my dad is a bacteria

by kissesfrmbraat October 30, 2020

Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.

Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.

by Stoney69 January 5, 2019

bacteria

Tiny beings that you live with.

I live with a bunch of bacteria
I sleep with them too...

by Soap with Pancakes May 23, 2018