bagelfuck

The act of having sexual intercourse with a bagel ornament adorning the penis.

Last night, I totally bagelfucked Taylor!

by bagelfucked May 12, 2009

baelemma

When you have more than one bae on the go and can't decide who to make wifey

I'm so into tube bae but also GT bae, I'm finding my self in an absolute baelemma

by SwaggaDonSmith March 15, 2018

Bagelist

When you are racist to bagels

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist

by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019

Bagel Effect

Also known as the butterfly effect, the bagel effect is, the idea that small things can have non-linear impacts on a complex system. (Specifically related to things like time itself and the multiverse) Received popularity from Spiderman Across the Spider-Verse, and a bagel also represents everything in Everything Everywhere All at Once.

When the spot got hit with a bagel it was a bagel effect 😳

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

New York Bagel

Verb - The act of smearing cream cheese or butter between the ass cheeks of your partner then fucking them; creating a cream filled hole similar to that of a bagel.

Last night, Cindy asked me for a New York Bagel. She's been shitting cream cheese ever since. Then she asked "You know what would go well with this New York Bagel? A Rootin Tootin Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry."

by Seany Blaze June 10, 2013

Bagel Girl

A girl with a glamour body and a baby face.

Look Susie is a bagel girl!

by bagelmama August 4, 2011

megel bagel

Is the most amazing person in the world. She is super sweet and cares about everyone she ever meets. Her beauty is breath taking. She is everything any guy would ever want. Simply put she is perfect.

boyfriend: I love you my megel bagel.

girlfriend: oh baby that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me, I love you too.

by jmeight August 30, 2010