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Balltote

Your ballsack is really more of a tote. A balltote.
by Stilva September 20, 2010
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Baltimore nap

When you are driving down a shady street in Baltimore and see a druggie fast asleep while standing up on a street corner and by the look on their face you can tell they are having a pretty bad dream
"Look at that crack head on the corner of Monroe St taking a long Baltimore nap"
by R-Dizzy September 23, 2013
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Baltickle

The playful tickling of someone's balls.
Robin baltickled Batman so hard that he pissed all in the batsuit.
by jajalexjander the firm May 3, 2016
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balltrust

A term used to describe the most ultimate form of trust that a man can ever bestow on another man.
Balltrust takes place when a guy trusts another guy SO MUCH that, if it came down to it, he would trust this man with his own testicles. This form of trust is very rare because a man is never as vulnerable as when his nuts are on the line.
1. (verb) Jake: Aww, did you leave that last beer for me?
Pip: Yep. I saw your classic signature on the side.
Jake: Thanks man! I f***in' BALLTRUST you! :)

2. (verb) Jake (after walking in on Pip bangin' Jake's girlfriend): But, dude! I BALLTRUSTED you!

3. (noun) Billy: You thought Pip was just helping her with homework?
Jake: Yeah.
Billy: Dude. That's a massive amount of BALLTRUST!
by JBrenneman June 13, 2010
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baltimore dumbfuck

The act of being a Ravens fan and getting so upset about a pass interference call that you proceed to throw your alcoholic beverage in an angry fashion all over the bar top and your friends.
Sgt Weller really got upset about that Falcons PI call and pulled a Baltimore dumbfuck the other night...didn't he
by Akfishripper September 6, 2018
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baltimore mistletoe

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.
"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."
by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009
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baltic

It's baltic out here
by Vex November 4, 2003
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