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Batista Bomb

When a guy offers a friend (typically a girl) to browse through his phone gallery as a dick pic awaits to be seen deliberately.
I Batista Bombed the clerk at the grocery store before my arrest.
by Virgiesmith August 27, 2019
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batista

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.
I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.
by AJAW July 18, 2004
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Batista

Overhyped wrestler who only does three moves - clothes-line, spine buster and the "Batista Bomb", which is nothing more than a mundane powerbomb.

No doubt he'll beat Triple H at Wrestlemania because the fans love him. Even though he's a steroid pumping freak of nature.
JR - "Spinebuster on Ric Flair... The nature boy gets up gets a clothes-line. Flair gets to his feet and gets a "Batista Bomb" wow batista what an animal".
by Akuma March 25, 2005
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Batista'ed

To get your bitch stolen by another guy.
To get your bitch stolen by another guy.

Guy 1 :Bro did you see Jayden's girl with Christ last night?

Guy 2 :Yea bro he totally got Batista'ed
by heugh6780 December 9, 2018
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Batista Bomb

Oral sex given to or given by a barista.
Guy: how do you get a girl?
Batista guy: Pick her up, hold her close, Batista bomb.
by Delmigo December 13, 2018
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baristasi

A secret association whose members patrol urban coffee shops to expose lousy coffee.
The baristasi closed down five coffee shops in Melbourne in the last week.
by Fred Eagles April 4, 2017
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Batista

someone who wears braces and looks like a piranha
"that batista looks they're ready to bite me, they just got braces!"
by batistabomb January 25, 2019
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