Rocky: pull your pants up your Bates is showing!!
Zach: I can't spread mulch and cover my Bates at the same time
Zach: I can't spread mulch and cover my Bates at the same time
by Taintbanger December 23, 2016
Friend 1:
So I met this stripper after she got off and drove her home last night.
Friend 2: You mean you pulled a Bates
So I met this stripper after she got off and drove her home last night.
Friend 2: You mean you pulled a Bates
by The Catt November 28, 2011
Somebody acting in a way that is likely to get them hit/insulted.
Can be used for anything is if it is not good.
Can be used for anything is if it is not good.
"Don't be bait"
by Rich's Words Kill December 09, 2003
Short term used for masterbation. Most women say its demeaning to masterbate but they secretly do it behind everyone's back quite literally.
by munkeyman226 September 23, 2008
An interjection used to express great joy. It most commonly used during pre-climaxes when masturbating. But, it is a great way to let the world know you are happy to be a man. It can be used as loudly, like the battle cry of a chronic chicken choker, or softly, like you would whisper to your nonexistent lover. One last use is when you know you are smarter than someone, but still feel challenged by them. You can gain the high ground by stroking your ego with a scream of BATE!
1. ugh, guh, mggh, ugh ugh guh, oogh, oo, ooooo, .... BATE!
2. Emmet: Dude, you just beat me in a battle of wits. It doesn't matter though, because I am cooler and get more chicks than you.
Ian: uh.... BATE!
2. Emmet: Dude, you just beat me in a battle of wits. It doesn't matter though, because I am cooler and get more chicks than you.
Ian: uh.... BATE!
by Felix Awesome October 24, 2009
The art of luring pedophiles to contact you on instant messenger under the illusion that you are a 12 year old girl. Then you fuck with them as unmercifully as possible. (source: Doug Stanhope)
by Champdelachamp November 17, 2006
having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.
by swervin November 03, 2009